a lukewarm untidiness

Anonymous asked: thinking you probs got her already but tanyart! :)))

actually, no! I am going to guess that everyone KNOWS HOW I FEEL? but in the case that they don’t:

man!! tumblr user tanyart is my BEST FRIEND, my BFF, my BIFFLE, my BESTIE, my BIFIFFLE. she is objectively the best; I’m sorry if you think you have a good best friend! TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT MINE AND WEEP, ‘CAUSE THE BAR JUST DONE GOT RAISED.

tanya is so funny and so good at arting and fictioning and she has such drive to do well, she works so hard in school, I get angry at the universe every time it conspires to do ill to her. (fuck you, state of california!!!!!!!!! FUCK……… YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.) Because she deserves the best! THE BEST OF EVERYTHING. the best education, the best novelty flavoured vodka. the best hideous mutant lime on her very own lime tree.

I want to talk to her and collaborate with her on silly AU fics and giggle over fictional characters with her and horrify pel with our bra talk and send her packages 4EVERRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

she is taking an exam right now so i can post all of this  without fear of immediate reprisal ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa

p.s. she is really beautiful, take that

p.p.s. her family is hilarious, tanya’s dad is my favourite dad who is not my own dad

p.p.s. our friendship is all the fault of schmaomi schmovik. some day i will have to thank her for that. maybe i will send her a letter.

dear ms, schmovik, your fanfiction is awful but your dragon books helped me meet the best friend i have ever had. thnx, pell. p.s. your baby is cute.